Big Stiff
Deceased · still clocked inWent down on a job site and got right back up, because the work wasn't finished. Plumbing, roofing, towing, demolition. Cheerfully unemployable. Absolutely reliable.
Rigor mortis has its perks.
Stiffy & Bitchy
Past this door there is swearing, bad attitudes, worse decisions and a couple who built themselves a girlfriend in the garage. It is rude. It is not for children.
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A comic about a dead couple who are having a better time than anyone with a pulse. The villains are the aggressively alive. Every punchline is a shirt.
New episode every Friday
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Three dead people, one shared mortgage, zero personal growth.
Went down on a job site and got right back up, because the work wasn't finished. Plumbing, roofing, towing, demolition. Cheerfully unemployable. Absolutely reliable.
Rigor mortis has its perks.
Died at 27 doing something stupid at a festival. Came back with better hair and a shorter fuse. Does not do small talk, mornings, or being perceived.
I'm not moody. I'm decomposing.
Not a friend they met — a project they made together. Mismatched limbs, visible seams, strong opinions about the workmanship. Bitchy's girlfriend.
Some couples get a dog. We built one.
He isn't evil. He's worse — he's normal. Khakis, edged lawn, HOA clipboard, permanent thin smile. Never wins. Never leaves. Fears nothing but property values.
"Just a friendly reminder — the fence is a shared expense."
Every last panel is printed on a shirt. Read the joke, then commit to it in public.
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