Dead · Unbothered · 18+

Stiffy & Bitchy

A comic about a dead couple who are having a better time than anyone with a pulse. The villains are the aggressively alive. Every punchline is a shirt.

New episode every Friday

Some Assembly Required

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The Household

Three dead people, one shared mortgage, zero personal growth.

Big Stiff

Deceased · still clocked in

Went down on a job site and got right back up, because the work wasn't finished. Plumbing, roofing, towing, demolition. Cheerfully unemployable. Absolutely reliable.

Rigor mortis has its perks.

Bitchy

Deceased · unbothered

Died at 27 doing something stupid at a festival. Came back with better hair and a shorter fuse. Does not do small talk, mornings, or being perceived.

I'm not moody. I'm decomposing.

Stitchy

Assembled · third wheel by design

Not a friend they met — a project they made together. Mismatched limbs, visible seams, strong opinions about the workmanship. Bitchy's girlfriend.

Some couples get a dog. We built one.

Meet the antagonist

He isn't evil. He's worse — he's normal. Khakis, edged lawn, HOA clipboard, permanent thin smile. Never wins. Never leaves. Fears nothing but property values.

"Just a friendly reminder — the fence is a shared expense."

Wear the punchline

Every last panel is printed on a shirt. Read the joke, then commit to it in public.

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